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Words of Wisdom
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. Print E-mail
- Immanuel Kant
  • Unknown
    • A new statistic proves that 73% of all statistics are pure inventions!
    • Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. (Homer Simpson)
  • Leo Tolstoy
    • Patriotism: principle that will justify the training of wholesale murderer
    • If you want to be happy, be.
    • All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
    • The only thing that we know is that we know nothing — and that is the highest flight of human wisdom.
  • David Hilbert
    • Sometimes it happens that a man's circle of horizon becomes smaller and smaller, and as the radius approaches zero it concentrates on one point. And then that becomes his point of view.
  • Albert Einstein
    • Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    • Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.
    • Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
  • Richard Feynman
    • Physics is to mathematics as sex is to masturbation
  • Alan Turing
    • We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done
  • George Gallup
    • I could prove God statistically.
  • Jules Henri PoincarĂ©
    • Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.
  • Linus Pauling
    • The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.
  • John Kenneth Galbraith
    • The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
  • Bill Gates
    • Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
  • Steve Jobs
    • We're gambling on our vision, and we would rather do that than make "me too" products. [1984]
    • Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there.
    • Stay hungry, stay foolish!
  • Mark Twain
    • Classic literature: something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
  • Christopher Buckley
    • The only way to get rich from a self-help book is to write one.
  • Randy Pausch
    • Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
  • Dick Cavett
    • If your parents never had children, chances are ... neither will you.
  • Angela Lambert
    • Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.
  • Thomas Geraghty
    • There are two things that rise in the morning and one is the sun.
 
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